which i don't even know what that is

IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN~

tamaryokucha wrote in ontd_skating Nov 03, 2012 02:03

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i hope that i continue to be a legend, would that i be a sequin upon his arm, i'm whelmed right now, plushenko, a cheek where angels would happily dwell, sk8er w/ amazing hair who is ttly awesom, skating and crying, post or die, it's great feelings, he's gonna make you cry he's so good, too much booty in the pants, that would be a mullet, damn you'se a sexy bitch, how novel, we are all plushy's hoes, spelling out "macho" in russian, celebrate good times come on!, make yourself a fun poast., hello soviet suprise package!, plushenkohnotheydidnt, by the power of maoshenko, dat ass, fake tagsplosion!!!*~*~, curling is not important right now, sry sry sry..., maybe i leave yana here w/ the snakes :), bitches don't know, opa!, warning: warmuse fapping in this post, platinum medal, delich, you're not dead, when i was 17 i was pedobait, graceful like a swan, which i don't even know what that is, he makes old ladies weak at the knee, figure skating: our national sport, i'll make a stan out of you, my girlfriend triple axel, 4toe-3toe and his haircut, comrade plyushenka, quading: it's like friday night, among the land of the living, sorry i was busy doing a quad, why is this post allowed? why?, you've got a great sit spin, fuck me it's good, it's almost orgasmic, ambassador of all things good, keepin it old skool, his eyes were just...enchanting, figured out how to work the google, what is peen, !!!!!!, cuter than puppies & kittens in a basket, thnk u 4 ur time, !!! :) :(, he can live off my money if he wants, you smell like a winner!, really jizzed about men's figure skating, maybe it's the ass filling it, srs bsns, plushenko wins eurovision, caress your face with my rays, cause it's voodoo, old skool, your russian overlords, infamy here we come, the skater with amazing hair who is tota, walk walk sochi baby, for make benefit glorious nation, not tl;dr more like not long enough, make love to me make love to the ice, what don't you fucking understand, the dark hole of men's figureskating, oh plushy, tell me about your feelings, first name greatest last name ever, !partypost, mishin's minions, supa kawaii!!!

Team Balls

jedinic wrote in ontd_skating Aug 31, 2012 00:35

No, really.

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And the winners at Champs Camp below the cut.

( All thanks to Adam.... )

ashley wagner, this video is brilliant watch it now, jeremy = sunshine, i don't even know what a dornbush is, where the hell r the rippon tags, alissa czisny, he's the gay one, fuckload of skaters in this post, shibitinis!, diva bitch whore from hell, #jeremyabbottrockstar, mirai nagasu, !!!!!!, meryl is a disney princess, adam rippon, which i don't even know what that is, bamf jeremy, johnny weir

Disclaimer: festive (ahem) post

blackfeline wrote in ontd_skating Apr 08, 2012 16:23

SO MY FAMILY IS CELEBRATING TODAY, OUR HOUSE IS FULL OF GUESTS AND I'VE BARELY MANAGED TO ESCAPE.

ENCOURAGED BY THE TWO GLASSES OF RED WINE I HAD, I HUMBLY ASK YOU, -SKATING, TO POST THE FUNNIEST, MOST AMAZEBALLS-EST, COOLEST, AWW-INDUCING ETC. PICS, GIFS, THINGIES, STUFF.
I'D LIKE TO LOL AND RAISE MY (THIRD) GLASS TO YOU.

SINCE MY COLLECTION IS ( Read more... )

thnk u 4 ur time, celebrate good times come on!, why is this post allowed? why?, give us face, your russian overlords, !partypost, which i don't even know what that is

~A day will come when an Asian skater will become a champion~

tamaryokucha wrote in ontd_skating May 12, 2011 06:24

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more importantly i'm patrick chan, oic isu, we should run the isu, serving at a mcdolands near you, judges=corrupt & bears shit in woods, crazy eyes, + worlds 2011, comrade plyushenka, quading: it's like friday night, ~the future of skating~, sorry i was busy doing a quad, + skate canada 2010, season: 2010-2011, redundancy minister of redundancy, wat, #worldsdelete, blame chanada, no fuck no, pcs = points for canadian skaters, brb cutting myself, the dark hole of men's figureskating, + vancouver 2010, pchan gets a tag, dai-sha fierce, which i don't even know what that is, why do you like him he sucks, i'm so confuse..., yes it's a sport too, ~~beautiful canadian brave soul~~

STARS ON ICE BOSTON RECAP!

eachpeach wrote in ontd_skating Mar 05, 2011 23:43

HAY BBS. :) SO I WENT TO STARS ON ICE WITH crossthefingers AND swingopenup, AND IT WAS AWESOME.

I COME BEARING PHOTOS.

( I'M STILL WHELMED )

lol i don't evan, evan evan he's our name, heterosexual orange bro seeks same, scoot hilalmitons, wang's world, which i don't even know what that is, fuckload of skaters in this post, evan lysacek loves the ladies

2011 ONTD_skating Superlatives: Nomination Post

howell_jolly wrote in ontd_skating Feb 13, 2011 11:59

Our beloved _skating is turning 1 in just over a week, and to celebrate this glorious achievement, eachpeach and I thought it would be ~delightful~ to do ONTD_skating-themed Superlatives!

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don't have time for this mickey mouse bs, i'm whelmed right now, borders on mind boggling, ontd_skating where dreams come true, favorites!post, excite us and me, skating and crying, fuckload of skaters in this post, i stopped counting after 25, post or die, pointless lists, fuck me it's good, figured out how to work the google, i can't get a real job it'll kill me, how is this possible., thnk u 4 ur time, give us face, make yourself a fun poast., you smell like a winner!, wheeeeeeeeeee, be all the slore you can be, crazy eyes, keep on broing, i don't want to scroll okay, brb _skating fap party, jump to my yaguar baby, delich, for make benefit glorious nation, make love to me make love to the ice, you're a tacky ass bitch, scoot hilalmitons, which i don't even know what that is, i felt high heartbeats

MOAR GLITTER TEXT

arachne1 wrote in ontd_skating Dec 29, 2010 20:16

THERE'S NOT AS MUCH THIS TIME BECAUSE I SUCK RAN OUT OF IDEAS. BUT QUALITY > QUANTITY AND ALL THAT. I HOPE.

SORRY ABOUT YOUR EYES.

( LOL NOT REALLY )

isu=unfree bitches, blame chanada, no fuck no, random idk, possessed by the power of orange, why is this post allowed? why?, give us face, which i don't even know what that is

GRAND PRIX MENS FINAL = DEATH OF THE PARTY

martydressler wrote in ontd_skating Dec 11, 2010 15:52

I THINK WE ALL NEED TO BE CHEERED UP, SO HAVE SOME FESTIVE SKATER-THEMED HOLIDAY JIBJABS!

MAKE YOUR OWN AND COMMENT WITH THEM! :)

(%UH CAN THIS ALSO BE A PARTY POST? LAWD KNOWS WE NEED ONE.)

( SOMEONE SPIKED THE EGGNOG )

how could have this not happen?, figure skating: our national sport, oic isu, you won gold? we didn't know, evan lysacek syndrome, get me a fucking brownie, really???, lol idek, magical space zebra with wings, i'm whelmed right now, frozen is my heart, plushenko, run miki run, j_butt, grand prix, a big fuck you to the ioc, skating and crying, fuckload of skaters in this post, florent amodio is lovely, with a spicy gay twist, i c, fuck me it's good, wat, yags always tops, blame chanada, keepin it old skool, no fuck no, !!!!!!, haaaaaaalp, holy shitballs, we are all plushy's hoes, jeremy ten: sweet like mangoes, !!! :) :(, give us face, hot like mexico rejoice, i wish they were doing it on the ice, really jizzed about men's figure skating, this ice has not been properly zambonied, be all the slore you can be, fake tagsplosion!!!*~*~, "the swiss guy", hay mr morozov touch my body, the judges are on crack, nikolai mozorov: old, good job, how could this happen to me, isu=unfree bitches, dude..., ~*wild relations*~, platinum medal, delich, people here is so weird in a good way, the dark hole of men's figureskating, czech it out, o___o, javier fernández, dirty russian american, !partypost, brian jewbear, which i don't even know what that is, i don't give a rusty hoot, i love screamers!!!, johnny weir

7 Things You Should Probably Keep in Mind About Figure Skaters

duckybusiness08 wrote in ontd_skating Aug 21, 2010 20:28

I was at a moves in the field clinic yesterday with about 20 other figure skaters on the ice. Everyone was doing different patterns and working on different things with coaches in clusters scattered on the ice and it was just CHAOTIC. I've aged about 10 years since from the stress and fear of collisions ( Read more... )

lol i don't evan, i c, really???, wat, dude..., srs bsns, o___o, i don't want to scroll okay, do you even know how to skate, tell me about your feelings, you're a tacky ass bitch, why is this post allowed? why?, skating 101, which i don't even know what that is

WHEN OLYMPIANS GOSSIP

martydressler wrote in ontd_skating Aug 16, 2010 14:27

WHAT'S BETTER THAN STARTING BACK TO SCHOOL WEEK THAN WITH SOME CAPTIONED CAPTIONS?

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lol idek, don't have time for this mickey mouse bs, nbc sucks, dat ass, would that i be a sequin upon his arm, be all the slore you can be, random idk, sry sry sry..., a rare find, good job, if the answer is gay i am on a plane rn, yeah we are on a first-name basis, with a spicy gay twist, fuck me it's good, wat, dude..., no fuck no, what don't you fucking understand, people here is so weird in a good way, holy shitballs, you're a tacky ass bitch, make yourself a fun poast., i don't give a rusty hoot, which i don't even know what that is, umm..., straight as a rainbow, johnny weir, notorious homosexuals